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Wednesday, September 09, 2009
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THE 9 WORST BOWTIE ABUSERS

Chris Brown taught us something on Larry King Live last Wednesday, and it had nothing to do with Rihanna: While a bow tie can make you look dapper (here's looking at you, Gene Kelly and André 3000), the bat-winged accessory can also set off the douche-dar. These are the offenders that Mr. Brown—a man with very little reputation to squander—should have considered before tying his on.

9. Boo Boo, sidekick on The Yogi Bear Show
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8. Orville Redenbacher, popcorn entrepreneur
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7. Alber Elbaz, Lanvin designer
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6. Chippendales dancers, erotic performers
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5. Gene Shalit, film critic on the Today show
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4. Brad Goreski, second assistant on The Rachel Zoe Project
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3. Louis Farrakhan, head of the Nation of Islam
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2. Krusty the Clown, vaudevillian yukster on The Simpsons
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1. Tucker Carlson, talking head
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Photographs, from top, courtesy of: capslove.wordpress.com, sarcasticmom.com, iloapp.systerdyster.se, nerve.com, absoluteastronomy.com, poptower.com, rightpundits.com, classictvquotes.com, blogs.nashvillescene.com

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