His reality series on Oxygen showcased his burgeoning catering business, and his Compton-meets-Cordon Bleu culinary webcasts reached 2 million viewers, so it's no shock that Coolio's kitchen skills are once again on display, this time in his new recipe book, Cookin' with Coolio: 5 Star Meals at a 1 Star Price. Starting November 17, you can learn all about "Pimpin' the Poultry," how to make a "Simple-ass Mozzarella Salad," and the ins and outs of Blasian cuisine. And with recipe directions like "Let those luscious [chicken] breasts sit and soak in the vinegar like a model in a bath house," the ghetto gastronome takes his love of cooking to a sexually explicit and wildly uncomfortable level. But hey, which would you rather do: suffer through chapter upon chapter of Rachael Ray's cute-isms or read about luscious breasts? Thought so.