Wódka Vodka ($13)
For suckers who believe that fancy packaging equals superior vodka, here's proof--via Poland--that plain and cheap goes down just as easily.
Cold River Vodka ($40)
Four kinds of potatoes travel 80 miles from dirt to distillery to make this full-bodied, copper-pot-brewed sipper from Maine.
Karlsson's Gold Vodka ($30)
This creamy, minimally-distilled, and uncommonly flavorful vodka from Sweden blends seven different heirloom potatoes that have such sturdy names as Solist and Gammel Svensk Rod.
Death's Door Vodka ($35)
The Wisconsin producer uses wheat harvested from an island in Lake Michigan to craft a sweet, grassy spirit that outshines the important stuff.