Since she joined Twitter in 2009, Kelly Oxford, the 35-year-old hot mom-of-three, has earned over 450,000 followers (among them celebrity admirers including Roger Ebert, Jimmy Kimmel, and Diablo Cody) with her switchblade-sharp observations—"If your kids have pubic hair, you don't get to pre-board the plane." And if all the retweets from her Hollywood followers weren't enough to convince you of Oxford's comedy chops, in the past few years she's developed pilots for CBS and NBC, sold a script on spec to Warner Bros., and on April 2, she releases her memoir, Everything is Perfect When You're a Liar, in the
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