In New York City, not only is Chinese food delivery at 3 A.M. standard, but now—should the need arise—Manhattanites can also have condoms dropped at their door.
L. Condoms, a one-for-one brand that asks men to "give a fuck" by using a condom that's better for women and the world (the rubbers are low in allergy-causing proteins, free of glycerins and parabens, and sustainably sourced, biodegradable, and boxed in recycled packaging), launched the on-demand, 24-hour option last week following the success of similar programs in Los Angeles and San Francisco earlier this year. Simply visit thisisl.com, select the latex of your choice, and for $15 plus an $8 flat-rate delivery fee, a box of 12 will be bike-messengered to your copulation location within the hour—no more sheepishly sliding a twenty across the pharmacy counter (an awkward event no matter how long you've been having sex). Gimmicky? Sure. But that doesn't mean we won't take advantage of the...um...service.