Another mystery: the status of his music career. All he'll disclose is that he's involved with people who are tinkering with his image. It's a surprising admission, perhaps, though somewhat less so when you consider what he says he'd choose to be if he weren't Justin Gaston: "One of those little lapdogs that gets petted all day," he says. "You know, they wake up, get fed, get attention. I like attention. I'd like to be one of those little dogs. Is that weird?"