A User's Guide to Man Boobs
Avoid getting busted at all costs. Here, a taxonomy of common titfalls
THE MATERNITY GOURD
The fully developed man bosom can cause a great deal of Oedipal confusion. Do we nuzzle our head in there or call child services? Even more distressing is when those fleshy mammaries are presented in bas-relief courtesy of a polo shirt, enemy No. 1 to those with even the mildest form of the condition.