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A User's Guide to Man Boobs

Avoid getting busted at all costs. Here, a taxonomy of common titfalls

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THE MATERNITY GOURD

The fully developed man bosom can cause a great deal of Oedipal confusion. Do we nuzzle our head in there or call child services? Even more distressing is when those fleshy mammaries are presented in bas-relief courtesy of a polo shirt, enemy No. 1 to those with even the mildest form of the condition.

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