Details: And you have a new baby now?
KF: Yeah, I have a baby son named Kaleb. [Believe it or not, his full name is Kaleb Michael Jackson Federline.] He's about 6 months old now. And he's getting fat, too. Kori was a fat baby too. Man, she was just big. She looked like she was gonna be a damn football player.

Details: People made a big deal about you hooking up with Britney while Shar was pregnant with Kaleb, didn't they?
KF: Yeah, they made a big deal.

Details: Is that hard to swallow?
KF: Um, not really, because I know the truth. They can say I'm a bad father. They can say I cheated. They can say whatever. But I know, and that's all that matters. If my daughter was here right now, you'd be able to tell by the look on her face that I'm the best damn dad in the world. So I don't pay too much attention to stuff like that. Sure, I read it, you know. I see it on TV. I just laugh about it. The press should be paying attention to shit other than what's going on with my wife and me.
Britney Spears: Well, I think a lot of Americans want to sit there and know they are being taken care of by the president. They don't want to think about war and death. This is just me thinking here, but I don't think a lot of people want to face the reality of what's going on in the world. They want to be entertained. It's like a distraction. People want to live a fantasy. You know what I mean? So Kevin and I, or any other celebrities, are a distraction.

Details: But you've been dealing with it for years. How do you think Kevin's handling himself?
BS: Nothing gets to him. A lot of it has to do with the way he was brought up. He had to work for what he wanted. I think when you're humble and you're grateful for things, you look at life differently. You don't get caught up in it so much. There are a lot of shallow people in Hollywood that would run with it, you know. Not my man. And that's why I married him, because he's not a shallow motherfucker Hollywood-actor guy.
KF: Yeah, baby!
BS: I've met grown men in this business that are a lot older than Kevin and they think I'm this dumb blonde, because I'm quote—Britney Spears—unquote. Men in Hollywood are just—oh, my God, it's horrible. Babe, am I talking too much?
KF: Yeah, go away. [He laughs and hugs her.]
BS: Is it okay if I stay? I miss you when I'm not with you.
KF: I don't care.

Details: I certainly don't mind. Unless, of course, you have some reason not to trust the press.
BS: Ha, ha. I need to create my own magazine. People are just way too obsessed with celebrity. Look at Us Weekly. I think the same guy who does Rolling Stone does Us Weekly. He's this big old fat man. And he—I don't know—like, all of them get so pumped up about it, and they take everything so seriously.