Maintaining the baby-soft mug of this serial killer takes a lot of product. The cosmetics industry makes a killing off Christian Bale's Patrick Batemanthe psychotic investment banker uses a water-activated gel cleanser, honey almond body scrub, anti-aging eye balm, and protective moisturizer in the opening scene alone. That, 1,000 crunches a day, and trips to the tanning bed are part of the routine of the most high-maintenance, impeccably groomed murderer in history.

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