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Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney
T.V. personality Elisabeth Hasselbeck arrive to JC Penny's American Living Launch Party at Skylight on February 19, 2008 in New York City.
JCPennys American Living Launch Party - Arrivals
New York, NY United States
February 19, 2008
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The View co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck
FILE Sen. Rick Santorum, R-Pa., meets reporters during a Capitol Hill news conference in this March 16, 2005 file photo. Puppies and kittens are not likely the first things that come to mind when most people think of Sen. Rick Santorum _ the conservative No. 3 Senate Republican known for his tough stance against abortion and gay marriage. But Santorum has won high praise from the Humane Society of the United States for pushing legislation aimed at ending puppy mills. (AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta, Files)
Former U.S. Senator Rick Santorum
US Republican vice presidential candidate Alaska Governor Sarah Palin addresses the Republican National Convention (RNC) in St Paul, Minnesota, on September 3, 2008. Palin emerged from a political storm to bask in a rapturous welcome from the Republican convention and took a swift swipe at Barack Obama. AFP PHOTO Robyn BECK (Photo credit should read ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images)
Alaska Gov. and vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin
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Sean Hannity walks out on to the stage at the McKay Center of Utah Valley College in the city of Orem Utah Monday night with a full on attack against Michael Moore. Sean Hannity spoke to a sold out crowd with a mix between older adults and students.
Conservative commentator Sean Hannity
Laura Ingraham makes a point September 1, 2008 at the Nicollet Island Inn in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
The Huffington Posts Game Change Discussion During Republican Convention
Nicolett Island Inn
Minneapolis, MN United States
September 1, 2008
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Republican radio host Laura Ingraham
Cindy McCain, wife of Republican presidential nominee, speaks during the Republican National Convention 2008 at the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minnesota, on September 04, 2008. White House hopeful John McCain has a tough act to follow later tonight when he accepts the Republican White House nomination, a day after his running mate Sarah Palin swept the party convention off its feet. The Arizona senator is expected to spell out his vision for America should he beat Democrat Barack Obama in November's election. AFP PHOTO Paul J. RICHARDS (Photo credit should read PAUL J. RICHARDS/AFP/Getty Images)
Potential First Lady Cindy McCain
WASHINGTON - AUGUST 06: Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty (R-MN) speaks during a luncheon at the National Press Club August 6, 2008 in Washington DC. Pawlenty talked about how the GOP can achieve success by addressing the needs of a group of voters called the "Sam's Club Republicans". (Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images) * Local Caption * Tim Pawlenty
Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty