Spot the Real Gentleman\u000AThink you can tell who\u0027s a real gentleman? Test yourself here.\u000AWho\u0027s the gentleman in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies:\u000A\u000A Captain Jack Sparrow or Will Turner?\u000AThe real gentleman: Sparrow\u000A\u000A The whole damn world is in love with Cap\u0027n Jack, and for good reason. Yes, he\u0027s the thieving menace with as much eyeliner as a Jersey hooker, but he rescued Elizabeth with no ulterior motive. Humorless Will, on the other hand, was clearly hoping for some compensation between the sheets—though one wonders why, since he lacks a gentleman\u0027s joie de vivre.\u000AWho\u0027s the gentleman named Colin:\u000A\u000A Colin Powell or Colin Farrell?\u000AThe real gentleman: Powell\u000A\u000A Each has played a part in a debacle (Dubya\u0027s Iraq folly, Oliver Stone\u0027s Alexander), but the manner in which the two dealt with the situation says a lot, doesn\u0027t it? Besides, back in 1996, Powell was lauded as the Republicans\u0027 answer to Bill Clinton, but the ex-military man turned down the candidacy—out of deference to his wife\u0027s wishes. What has Farrell done at a woman\u0027s urging? You\u0027ll have to watch the sex tape to see.\u000AWho\u0027s the gentleman on Entourage:\u000A\u000A Eric or Turtle?\u000AThe real gentleman: Turtle, by a hair\u000A\u000A E is more suave and fancies himself a man of manners, but he can\u0027t quite get over his Napoleon complex (see: Telling his girlfriend he not only fucked a Perfect 10 model but also that he did it again in the morning) or his belief that he\u0027s destined to be a big-time Hollywood player. Turtle, though unrefined (and prone to cheesy pick-up lines and unhealthy obsessions with sneakers), is an unfailingly loyal friend, hard worker, and stand-up guy.\u000AWho\u0027s the gentleman athletic legend:\u000A\u000A Zinedine Zidane or Michael Jordan?\u000AThe real gentleman: Zidane\u000A\u000A Without condoning Zidane\u0027s headstrong behavior, you have to respect a guy who stands up for the women in his life—what\u0027s more, you\u0027d do well to remember that he did so amid a comeback made reluctantly for team and country, and which brought the French to the brink of winning the World Cup. \u0022His Airness,\u0022 ever one to trade on his hardwood legacy (and Nike\u0027s supreme branding), actually showed poorly by making far too many comebacks, shady trips to the casinos, and extracurricular liaisons.\u000AWho\u0027s the gentleman in the Star Wars movies:\u000A\u000A Darth Vader or Luke Skywalker?\u000AThe real gentleman: Vader\u000A\u000A Yes, the black-masked Vader is an archetypal villain, but he\u0027s also classy, well spoken, and a faithful devotee of the Force (albeit the Dark Side). Does he bring his minions into his battle against young Skywalker? No. He merely tries to compel his farmboy son to join the family business by dueling light saber to light saber. And the clincher: Unlike Luke, Vader never put the moves on his sister.