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"That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal, I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.' "
"I don't really have a thing about [turning 40]. This is not an area of my girlie sensibility. There's that thing, What age do you see yourself as? Always felt I'm more like 76."
"I was an asshole, a total asshole. Basically this is all my fault."
Any of the cast members of Jersey Shore
Robert Downey Jr.
"I would have hung out [with the guys in the neighborhood], but they didn't want me getting caught up in drugs or guns. They knew I might have something special."
"I have many vices, but that ain't one of them."
Tom Brady, on watching football
Jeremy Piven, on how he'd never eat something raw
Adam Lambert, on wearing guyliner
"I'm finally beginning to feel like I'm an actor after eight years of pretending."
"You know, I never set out to go be the biggest, most diverse award-winning actor. None of that really matters to me."
"She's fucking awesome. She loves the kids. She's a great stepmom. She's going to be a great mom, that's for sure."
Sean "P. Diddy" Combs
"After 9/11, I would've asked Americans to join together and expand the military, expand the peace corps. Instead, we asked them to take a trip or go shopping."
"I've never been attracted to men sexually, but I don't think I'd be afraid of it if it happened."
"He wasn't exactly a let's-go-throw-a-ball kind of dad."
Donald Trump Jr.
"I love having people know who I am, having people come up to me and say they were rooting for me all along."
Robert Downey Jr.
"If she wears black, so do you. Matching isn't her job. It's yours. You're the purse."
"People have made it more than it really is. They make it sound like the girl is covered in poop, but yeah, there is poop in the video."
"All right, then here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you're gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that shit, bro. You'll be, like, a fucking hero to America."
Justin "Justin Bobby" Brescia
"I could give you a bunch of analogies about why I'm still around that would sound like hippie self-help bullshit. 'I saw an opportunity and I took it'? Fuck you. Sure, there's a lot of luck involved. But on some level I have to believe in my ability. And I'm not apologizing to anyone. I worked fucking hard to get here."
"It's weird, but I don't feel like think I deserve any of the attention. There's really nothing but one audition for a Disney Channel movie that separates me from 2,000 other brown-haired, blue-eyed guys in L.A., you know?"
"I always enjoyed the idea of self-destructing on purpose, taking something that was important to me—acting—and just becoming unhireable."
"All I ended up doing was farting furniture polish for a couple of days and polishing my mother's chairs."
"We're not going to be everyone's cup of tea, but we might be your glass of champagne or, in my case, Chardonnay."
Giada De Laurentiis
Kathie Lee Gifford
"I think part of me would love to play a drag queen just because it would be an excuse to wear loads of eye makeup."
"I was born in the funk. My mom started to birth me in the outhouse. She heard nature's call, and it was nature calling me. There I was, hanging on by the string. I didn't come from the mother ship, I came from the mother's shit."
"There's one indulgence every man should try in his lifetime: If you're straight, sleep with a man at least once, and if you're gay, don't go through life without sleeping with a woman. Either way, you might be surprised at how natural it will feel if you can get past the mind-fuck of stereotypes."
"People are like, 'This dude represents eyeliner and girls' jeans and a swoopy haircut and whining on your blog.' I'm the flag of that. So when people want to burn the flag, I'm the dude they go after."
"Michael Bay has a big cock. . . . But I'd like to believe mine is bigger."