Pineapple Express or Palo Alto?

We have to hand it to James Franco. Palo Alto, his debut collection of short stories about restless California teenagers, displays a true authorís voice. Occasionally, though, that voice sounded curiously like it was channeling another Franco creation—Saul Silver, Pineapple Expressís slacker-stoner with a heart of gold. Take our quiz and see if you can tell which lines are great achievements in literature and which were coughed out in a puff of bong smoke.

1
I only had one kiss, and it was with my gay cousin.
Palo Alto
Pineapple Express
2
Farmers, Italians, and sociopaths kill cats. Sociopaths piss in their beds.
Palo Alto
Pineapple Express
3
There's a fly in the ointment, shit's hittin' the fan, the lion will speak.
Palo Alto
Pineapple Express
4
We took cat poo from the sandbox with a plastic shovel and put it in the soup. At the end we peed in it.
Palo Alto
Pineapple Express
5
You look like someone fucked you up with a coffee pot, man!
Palo Alto
Pineapple Express
6
Herpes is for life, bro!
Palo Alto
Pineapple Express
7
I heard that Chinese people have sideways vaginas.
Palo Alto
Pineapple Express
8
Some of the guys were so smelly. The room smelled like oysters.
Palo Alto
Pineapple Express
9
Smell it. SMELL it! Enjoy. It's like... God's vagina! I just want to shove it up my nose and have that smell all day.
Palo Alto
Pineapple Express
10
Fuck Jeff Goldblum, man.
Palo Alto
Pineapple Express
11
You remind me of Sylvester Stallone.
Palo Alto
Pineapple Express
12
Hey, look: it's like my thumb is my cock.
Palo Alto
Pineapple Express
13
Those fucking goblins were gay!
Palo Alto
Pineapple Express
14
You still got that bong I got you when I was in Tel Aviv?
Palo Alto
Pineapple Express
15
I don't want to be an Egyptian: pyramids and mummies and shit, and sand, and all that, fuck it, it's boring, man. I would be an Aztec, or a Mayan, like my peeps, and I'd cut your fucking heart out, holmes.
Palo Alto
Pineapple Express

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