Watch an episode of Dancing With the Stars and you’ll find orgasmic expressions and contortionist maneuvers that look like they belong in that other kind of “ballroom”—a porn set from Boogie Nights. Mark Cuban, Stacy Keibler, et al., might be kicking up their heel with an eye toward a foxtrot victory, but when you add the Technicolor eye shadow and Dirk Diggler-esque shirts to the mix, it looks like they’re aiming to finish first with a fox’s ankles in the air. Examine these rapturous shots closely, and see if you can tell the lords of the dance from the kings of the mattress mambo.
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