Sure, you've defiled a hotel bathroom. Maybe you've shambled out of the stall of a local dive bar with a knowing grin on your face. But are you ready to take it to the next level? Whether you're a sex addict of the Tiger Woods variety or just a regular freak looking for a thrill, the rest rooms below represent the ultimate in coital bragging rights. It's one thing to say you've met the Dalai Lama, but it's another thing entirely to say you've gotten nasty in the holy man's water closet.
1. International Space Station Latrine
Not only is this toilet in space, at $19 million it's among the most expensive in the world. Note the foot straps for zero-gravity depravity (in space, no one can hear your safe word). It's the 200-Mile-High Club—need we say more?
2. Elvis Presley's Bathroom at Graceland
Preserved down to the hand towels, the site of the King's inglorious death lies on the second floor of the house, a place so fiercely guarded that none but family and cleaning ladies may tread. Actor Nicolas Cage was allegedy admitted by virtue of marrying Lisa Marie. She has two daughters.
3. Colca Canyon, Peru, Outhouse
You've just scaled the heights of the Andean valley, affording breathtaking views of cloudless Peruvian vistas. In the distance, you spy what is said to be the highest outhouse in the world, at an elevation of 20,630 feet. Wiping the sweat from your brow, it occurs to you: what a perfect place to have sex.
4. The Dalai Lama's Pot
Make a pilgrimage to Norbulingka, Tibet—the traditional summer residence of the Dalai Lama from 1780 until his exile—and test the limits of reincarnation by committing la petite mort in His Holiness's private restroom.
5. "Don't Miss a Sec" Public Rest Room
Originally installed across the street from London's Tate Britain Museum, this futuristic Porta-Potty, created by artist Monica Bonvicini, features one-way mirrors, allowing those inside to see out while passersby checking their reflections become unwitting perverts. Recommended for the timid exhibitionist.
6. Lam Sai Wing's Golden Bathroom
The toilet at Lam Sai Wing's jewelry store in Hong Kong is made of pure gold. So is the sink. . You'll have to drop some hefty cash on Lam's goods to be allowed into this resplendent lavatory, but once inside, you'll be in for the kind of decadent bathroom sex that would make Caligula proud.
7. The Throne in Cinderella's Castle
Once upon a time, Disneyland computers chose a time and location at random, and the lucky tourist who happened to be at the selected spot was treated to a night at Cinderella's Royal Castle. That deal has since ended, but the Castle still stands. Should the Princess ever invite you up for a drink, seize the opportunity to live out those adolescent fantasies you never even knew you had.
8. Last Stall on the Left at the Minneapolis Airport
Idaho senator Larry Craig made this bathroom infamous in 2007, when his "wide stance" spilled into the next stall to proposition his neighbor for gay sex. Unfortunately for Craig, that man was a police officer. Now you, too, can be a part of one of the biggest political scandals of the past decade.
9. The Lavatory in Donald Trump's Private Jet
Though the Donald's private Boeing 727 is for sale (and expected to fetch somewhere between $4 million and $8 million), you've still got some time to buddy up to an apprentice for some gold-plated-sink sex.
10. Louis XIV Bathroom at Palace of Versailles
In the early days of his reign, Louis XIV created a scare when he and Marie Antoinette were unable to conceive a child. Rumors of physical deficits circulated through the court. However, a frank talk with Marie's brother revealed that Louis was in perfectly good health: The problem, he discovered, was that the king "introduces the member, stays there without moving for about two minutes, withdraws without ejaculating but still erect, and bids good night." Book a tour and right this historical wrong on Louis's comfy red bidet.