Are You A Girly Man?

A new species has been discovered in Japan: the girly man ("ojo-man" in Japanese). The country is panicked. Guys who used to covet Armani suits, foreign cars, and pretty girls now want to be well-dressed housewives.

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A new species has been discovered in Japan: the girly man ("ojo-man" in Japanese). The country is panicked. Guys who used to covet Armani suits, foreign cars, and pretty girls now want to be well-dressed housewives. Books, like The Men Who Wear Bras and the Women Who Don't, are being published to help explain this new iteration of men. But we have a better idea: Look west. The men who live in Brooklyn have already thoroughly explored their softer sides. One may live in Tokyo, the other in Kings County, but these feminized guys are strikingly similar. The tale of the tape is below.

Girly men vs. Brooklyn men

Wear

Girly men: Skirts and lacy tops

Brooklyn men: Women's jeans and featherweight scarves

Eat

Girly men: Cakes

Brooklyn men: Small-batch chocolate

Drink

Girly men: Weak beer

Brooklyn men: Ginger beer

Bake

Girly men: Biscuits

Brooklyn men: Dog biscuits

Child care

Girly men: Does it himself

Brooklyn men: Hires a nanny

Best friend

Girly men: A woman they don't want to sleep with

Brooklyn men: A guy they might end up kissing when they're drunk

Hobby

Girly men: Shopping in small boutiques

Brooklyn men: Scouring markets for locally grown foods

Underwear

Girly men: Bras

Brooklyn men: Body-sculpting boxer-briefs

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