The bogus celebrity-Tweeter formula: Take a popular but faintly ridiculous personage, slap an @not on their name, unleash their inner Tourette's, and let the humor begin.
@NotGaryBusey (Fake Gary Busey)
"I love wearing jet black pants because no one can tell I pissed them."
@BigGhostFASE (Fake Ghostface Killah)
"You find a broad that appreciates mob deep you better wife that girl son. Im sayin long as she got other qualities tho"
[@QueenUK](http://twitter.com/QueenUK) (Fake Queen Elizabeth)
"Edward is so excited that Justin Bieber is on the X Factor. He loves that little girl. #xfactor"