iPhone users everywhere, rejoice. Your mobile app pipeline to the kooky world of Miss Britney Jean Spears has arrived. "It's Britney!," the pop icon's official application, has launched on the iTunes App Store for $1.99—why that's almost less than the cost of a Red Bull and a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.
The app offers "exclusive messages" and breaking news from Britney, but more exciting to us are features like "Be Britney's Dancer" function that allows you to paste your face on the body of one of Britney's back up performers (a pursuit that has used to require scissors, an Entertainment Weekly, and a lonely Saturday evening) and "Shake, Shake, Shake," in which Ms. Spears purrs "It's Britney, bitch" each time you shake your phone.
The app is bound to draw in the hardcore fan, but here are some added functions that would make it just a little more awesome for the rest of us: