Real Estate Porn: Tackiest Florida Mansions

From Sistine Chapel-inspired ceilings to over-sized crystal chandeliers and baroque drapes, these unforgettable Florida mansions take "tacky" to new heights.

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In honor of the close of Art Basel Miami Beach, we're showcasing one of the Sunshine State's most shocking forms of artistic expression—home décor. From Sistine Chapel-inspired ceilings to over-sized crystal chandeliers and baroque drapes, these tasteless mansions take tacky to new heights.

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Location: Where's Waldo-worthy mansion in Fort Lauderdale

Price: $18,900,000

Size: 17,810 square feet

Key selling points: While you might not find Waldo, we guarantee you'll find plenty of taxidermy, plastic fruit, heavy drapes, ornate rugs, figurines, excessive crown molding, and canoes (yes, canoes).

Listing: Sotheby's

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Location: Over-the-top French provincial in Vero Beach

Price: $12,500,000

Size: 9,970 square feet

Key selling points: This home is a buffet of baby blue, butter yellow, princess pink, chandeliers, floral fabrics, and dizzying ceiling murals (complete with gold gargoyle accents). If you ever needed proof more is not necessarily merrier, look no further.

Listing: Dale Sorensen Real Estate

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Location: Marble column mecca in Fort Lauderdale

Price: $15,995,000

Size: 15,000 square feet

Key selling points: With over 20 marble columns, you know it's classy. But, if that doesn't convince you, check out the shiny marble floors, coat of arms, liberal use of indoor topiaries and palm trees, and window dressings reminiscent of an 80s prom dress.

Listing: Christie's

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Location: Tropical overkill in Naples

Price: $19,900,000

Size: 6,940 square feet

Key selling points: Why plant your palm trees outside when you can put them in every room of your house? But this multi million-dollar manse doesn't stop there; crystal chandeliers, leopard-print accents, striped furniture, and floral drapes round out the look.

Listing: Sotheby's

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