Real Estate Porn: The Ugliest Celebrity Homes on the Market

Cringe-worthy celebrity homes you have to see to believe. Celine Dion's gaudy Florida estate, Chuck Norris' lame Dallas digs, and more.

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We interrupt our weekly roundup of the hottest new listings to bring you a few cringe-worthy celebrity homes on the market. Ugly may be a bit harsh, but these lame, blah, and in Celine Dion's case, ridiculously over-the-top homes are nowhere near as stellar as their owners.

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Location: Celine Dion's flashy estate on Jupiter Island, Florida

Price: $72,000,000

Size: 10,000 square feet

Key selling points: We can only assume the vocal diva was aesthetically inspired by her current performance venue, Caesar's Palace. On the bright side, the property's multiple pools, tennis court, driving range, waterpark, and faux-fur, mirror-clad decor are sure to make any Vegas hotelgoer feel at home.

Listing: Joseph Montanaro

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Location: Richard Gere's Hamptons estate in North Haven, New York

Price: $65,000,000

Size: 12,000 square feet

Key selling points: This six-acre waterfront Hamptons estate's teahouse, pond, and flower gardens are quaint, but coupled with the home's yard-sale-find decor, it looks more like the set of one of Gere's equally vanilla nineties rom-coms than the bachelor pad of a former People magazine Sexiest Man Alive.

Listing: Sotheby's

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Location: Chuck Norris' four-bedroom home in Dallas

Price: $999,000

Size: 7,360 square feet

Key selling points: Action-film veteran Chuck Norris' decorating skills are as scary as his karate-chopping skills. Either that or metal rosebud art, mounted antlers, antique china plates, a giant gold-framed flat-screen TV, and copious amounts of his own memorabilia just found their way onto the home's walls by accident.

Listing: Rogers Healy and Associates

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Location: Larry David's "English Estate" in Pacific Palisades, California

Price: $12,995,000

Size: 11,7270 square feet

Key selling points: We may be fans of the Seinfeld co-creator and Curb Your Enthusiasm creator and actor, but his former home conceals a plethora of distractingly busy area rugs, potted plants, and cheery country-kitchen fabric patterns employed as drapes, slipcovers, and cushions so horrendous, we can only hope his ironic sense of humor is at play.

Listing: The Agency

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