THE 9 WORST BOWTIE ABUSERS

Chris Brown taught us something on Larry King Live last Wednesday, and it had nothing to do with Rihanna: While a bow tie can make you look dapper (here's looking at you, Gene Kelly and André 3000), the bat-winged accessory can also set off the douche-dar. These are the offenders that Mr. Brown—a man with very little reputation to squander—should have considered before tying his on.

Chris Brown taught us something on Larry King Live last Wednesday, and it had nothing to do with Rihanna: While a bow tie can make you look dapper (here's looking at you, Gene Kelly and André 3000), the bat-winged accessory can also set off the douche-dar. These are the offenders that Mr. Brown—a man with very little reputation to squander—should have considered before tying his on.

  1. Boo Boo, sidekick on The Yogi Bear Show

    BooBooBear

  2. Orville Redenbacher, popcorn entrepreneur

    Orville

  3. Alber Elbaz, Lanvin designer

    Alber

  4. Chippendales dancers, erotic performers

    Chris Farley

  5. Gene Shalit, film critic on the Today show

    GeneShalit

  6. Brad Goreski, second assistant on The Rachel Zoe Project

    BradGoreski

  7. Louis Farrakhan, head of the Nation of Islam

    Louis_Farrakhan

  8. Krusty the Clown, vaudevillian yukster on The Simpsons

    Krusty

  9. Tucker Carlson, talking head

    Tucker

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