You have to feel bad for Jared Kushner. Sure, he snagged Ivanka Trump—not too shabby—but can you imagine doing Thanksgiving dinner with the Donald? Then again, the real-estate magnate has nothing on the men below. Wedding any of their daughters should come with a lifetime Xanax prescription.
7) George Bluth Sr., Arrested Development patriarch and compulsive liar
6) Joe Simpson, dad and breast-admirer of Jessica and Ashlee
5) Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm's unpredictable nutcase
4) Tom Coughlin, New York Giants head coach and father-in-law of the team's guard Chris Snee
3) Jack Welch, former chairman and CEO of GE, who fired the lowest-performing 10 percent of his managers annually
2) Dick Cheney, 46th vice president and contender for "least supportive parent" award
1) Woody Allen, acting stepfather and husband of Soon-Yi Previn