Sarah Palin was able to dodge a tomato by a good ten feet, but Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi wasn't so lucky or nimble: He took a metal statuette to the face on Sunday—hard. Hit or miss, crazies love to throw stuff at famous people. The stricken can only pray that no one catches the incident on video. For whether it's a pie, a dildo, a shoe or chair, the sting is fleeting, but a clip lasts forever. Here, the best celebrity beanings of all time.
Geraldo's Nose Broken by Chair
George W Dodges Shoe
Bill Gates Pied
Guns N' Roses' Duff Gets Hit with a Bottle of "Piss"
Steve Ballmer Egged by Angry Hungarian
Ann Coulter Near-Pied
Courtney Love Throws Shit at Madonna
Adam Lambert and the Flying Dildo
Anita Bryant and the Fruit Pie
Honorable Mention: Paula Deen's Accidental Hamming