Halloween Costumes That Actually Make You Look Handsome
Women are smart: They've found a million ways to dress sexy on Halloween, which is why you see so many chambermaids, superheroes, and cheerleaders. Men, on the other hand, tend to get ugly or conceptual. This year, we're advocating party costumes with more style than slapstick—because the guy in the penis costume always goes home alone.
The Essentials: Long, stark-white hair, a navy or black suit and red tie, and a folder labeled Classified.