Gay or Cyclist?
One craves a grueling hill; the other likes gliding down the back slope. Whether your Tour de France is set in the Pyrenees or at an overheated discotheque, long rides are better if someone helps you grease your chain. So prepare for saddle burn, boys, because being on top is always an endurance challenge.
Conspicuous tan: From months of cross-training up and down the Riviera.